Gotta love the toilet

I remember as a child always needing to talk to my mom, ask her a question and complain about something. She didn't like it when we would bother her in the bathroom. I can't imagine why. :) Never the less you know we did cause we needed our mom right then and there it just couldn't wait. I remember her saying that should be the one place she can just get away and have some privacy. Good luck with that right, well now I know why that is. I think this story is the best yet. I guess the good old saying "what comes around goes around" is in full swing, and I don't have any children of my own yet. I have to go potty and I think I close the door well I guess I didn't and who comes in with me... that's right my little bruder. Im trying to pee and he's opening the cabinets and pulling the toilet paper off Im trying to finish and keep him away from the toilet paper. I think he thinks he is a kitty cause thats usually what he goes to first. He's doing all this with one hand cause he has a remote control in his other hand that Frank gave him to play with so he wouldn't want to play with the ones that go to the tv in the living room. I finish get up pull my pants up and Im getting ready to flush and that little turd threw the remote controller in the toilet. I so didn't see that one coming and out of instinct I just grabbed it. Yuck I just stuck my hand in my own pee. I guess it's better than someone else's pee but still. I was so grossed out I washed and scrubbed my arm until my flesh started peeling off. Ok well maybe not peeling off but it was super super red. While this all is happening Frank is laughing telling my bruder good job little guy, and you know the little guy is laughing too. I guess all there was to do now is join in on the laughing so I did! Mom Im sorry that I never gave you the alone time you needed in the bathroom. I will try my best to give it to you now!! :)